I need to meet more people..

[nobodysbishie]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I bought porn for shard_bishop (10 points). Last Wednesday I helped in_jubilation across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I put money in shard_bishop's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I put gum in shard_bishop's hair (-12 points). In May I broke in_jubilation's X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (6 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, nobodysbishie

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[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

Both you and your sister broke my X-Box! What is wrong with my X-Box that you two had to break it, twice?

Do not know if helping me across the street will make up for that...

[nobodysbishie.livejournal.com]

We... wanted you to read a book?

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

It came with a manual, doesn't that count? Besides... video games increase my hand-eye coordination, honest.

[nobodysbishie.livejournal.com]

"So does TURNING PAGES, if you want to pull that in. And instruction manuals don't count unless you're talking about a Tokamak reactor, Jubes!"

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

"Okay, my big brother buying me porn is definitely negative points. And yes, you need to meet more people."

[nobodysbishie.livejournal.com]

"Seriously, no clue what's up with that. You want porn, you can get your own, okay? And yeah.. but I'm not gonna go out to a singles bar or something! That's just pathetic at my age."

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

"Well, there's always the Nexus."

No, Shard. You absolutely aren't allowed to go out into the Nexus and ask if anybody wants to date him...

[nobodysbishie.livejournal.com]

Sigh. "You mean the place where I got turned into some psycho pimp-look last time I looked around? I'm not sure I want to go back there anytime soon.."

Still, there's ALWAYS the Nexus.

((I SO think that would be great fun under the right circumstances..))

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

"Well, it's not ALWAYS like that. Just...you know. Don't go hitting any strange buttons."

((It would. :) I think it's Natasha who does a sort of 'Dating Game' thing sometimes in Sages.))

[nobodysbishie.livejournal.com]

"AND..."

((Don't think so, but still! Shard could always suggest it to her.. or maybe just the direct approach. ;) ))

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

"And don't eat or drink anything that you haven't seen somebody else eat or drink first." Yeah, that one's usually Shard's mistake.

((*laughs* You mean find a picture of Bishop from the swimsuit specials and post it in the Nexus?))

[nobodysbishie.livejournal.com]

"Okay, anything else to keep in mind?" He's finally having The Talk!

(( ...Yes! Very much like that! *Eeevil grin*))

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

How did he go this long without the talk? Oh, Bishop. "Well, has anybody explained alternates? Or have you already run into that one yourself?"

[nobodysbishie.livejournal.com]

Who else would give it to him?

"..Does Cable count?"

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

There's actually a lot of people who would have.

"Cable's close. I think I've run into a couple of him. Well, Cable and a Nate Grey. And I think I've seen another Cable in the other part of the Nexus. And at least two Gambits."

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

I might know some people...

Er... I mean... bad Shard. No matching making for your brother.

[nobodysbishie.livejournal.com]

*Has apparently gone BLIND and DEAF, carry on*

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

((pssst... linkage btw))
http://in-jubilation.livejournal.com/26398.html

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

((Heh. That was meta. Not something Shard actually said.))

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

My was suppossed to be meta as well, hence no quotation marks.

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

Of course. Apparently the mun can't read. Bad mun.

But yeah. No match making for Bishop. Because that would be bad. Very bad. *coughs*

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

But the idea of the swimsuit Bishop has merit, and he has all ready been nominated for a sexy-butt award. Jubes and Shard should plot, because they are evil and like to tease Bishop.

OOC

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, they definitely should. Though Shard would grumble about it because she's pretty sure Bishop's had sex more recently than she has.

Re: OOC

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

And Shard grumbling about it would result in Jubes plotting against her next, and trying to find her someone to 'releve all that stress' with.

It would be fun. Mostly for me.

Re: OOC

[shard-bishop.livejournal.com]

*coughs* Yes, well, she's certain that Jubilee has gotten laid more recently than she has. ;)

Re: OOC

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

Heh, Jubilee lives in the moment like that (don't tell Wolvie and Jubes won't tell Shard who). And firmly believes that Shard needs to live a little as well ;)

[redheadspy.livejournal.com]

((Just poking a random thread. Do you still want to play in Make Mine Marvel?))